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InZane Animals
by Zane Suttmore
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Read Zane's new column, now with 100 percent more animals!

Welcome to a new edition of Commenting with Zane Suttmore! (Insert epic theme music) Today I’m going to be showing you a whole new world of awesomeness. Thought you knew the animal kingdom? Well you didn’t! When you stop reading this commentary, you will be filled with a whole new respect for animals. If you’re not satisfied with this article, I’ll personally go back in time and stop you from reading this. Or at least I’ll try. Let’s start!

To begin, kangaroos. Yes, yes, those hoping...

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Ramming Cancer
by Luke Phillips and Mike Perkins
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The Rams ramming cancer

The second successful Pink Out was held on Friday, Oct. 26 at Jamesville-DeWitt High School for breast cancer awareness. Pink was seen in just about any hallway, stairway, or classroom. Many clubs...

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New Year, Same Risk of Deadly Boredom
by Zane Suttmore
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Tips for surviving yet another school year.

It’s a new school year and that means the same exact things that may have killed us last year are here to strike again, with a vengence! But fear not young ‘uns! I can help you escape the vortex of...

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Morrisville and Cazenovia Scare
by Mike Perkins and Luke Phillips
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How dangerous situations affect JDHS.

There was a two-college lockdown on August 30 due to a high speed car chase of an armed suspect. Both Morrisville State and Cazenovia College were locked down during the incident. There was a lot...

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Senior Goodbyes
by J-DHS
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Seniors and teachers bid their fairwells.

From: Ms. Horton
To: Allie, Anne, Deb, Jasmine, Lateja, QB, Rebecca, Ryan, and Siobvan
Congratulations! I am so proud of all of you! Watching you grow over the past few years has been such a...

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Expectations For Senior Ball and the Darien Lake Trip
by Lamya Zikry
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What do the seniors expect from their end-of-the-year festivities?

This year has flown by much faster than I ever thought it would, and it’s only been my first year back from Egypt after my 10-year absence. Right now, it’s that time of year when all the seniors...

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